parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

(via defeation)

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via tightvaginas)

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donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
shrek: get out me swamp!
donkey: aww :/

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via tightvaginas)

the-greasy-goatsby:

After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.

(Source: thegreasygoatsby, via justgovogue)

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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(via caitl23)

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